Here for the Scraps

by Dr. Beardface & the Spaceman

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released May 5, 2017

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Dr. Beardface & the Spaceman Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Dr. Beardfacé and the Spaceman is a high-energy rock band from Philly. Influenced by a variety of music ranging from punk and alternative to 50’s rockabilly, Beardfacé has been featured on numerous FM and online radio stations. They have toured extensively and played alongside bands such as Barb Wire Dolls, The Queers, and more. The debut album "Here for the Scraps" releases May 5th, 2017 ... more

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Track Name: Shrink Rap
Will you hold my hair when I vomit?
Will you fix my car when I bomb it?
Will you lie to the feds?
Please say that I'm dead

I need it

Will you grab my tab when I'm cut off?
Draw blood for me in a standoff?
Will you pay my bail
When I'm sent to jail?

I need it

Love me, love me, love me
(like a Belgian waffle)
Love me, love me, love me
(like a cheap falafel)
Love me, love me love me
(like Ramen Noodles)
Love me, love me love me
(like Mott the Hoople)
Love me, love me, love me
(love me love me)
till I see God

Will you build me a house in the country?
When I quit my job, will you front me?
When I act the fool, tell me
Bitch, BE COOL!

I need it

Will you lie for me when I'm lying?
Go to dinner with me,
but you're buying?
Will you pay my rent, move in
with me and my parents?

I need it

Hate me, hate me, hate me
(like bad sex)
Hate me, hate me, hate me
(like a T-Rex)
Hate me, hate me, hate me
(like gonorrhea)
Hate me, hate me, hate me
(like North Korea)
Hate me, hate me, hate me
(hate me hate me)
till I see God

I need it
Track Name: I Need It
Will you hold my hair when I vomit?
Will you fix my car when I bomb it?
Will you lie to the feds?
Please say that I'm dead

I need it

Will you grab my tab when I'm cut off?
Draw blood for me in a standoff?
Will you pay my bail
When I'm sent to jail?

I need it

Love me, love me, love me
(like a Belgian waffle)
Love me, love me, love me
(like a cheap falafel)
Love me, love me love me
(like Ramen Noodles)
Love me, love me love me
(like Mott the Hoople)
Love me, love me, love me
(love me love me)
till I see God

Will you build me a house in the country?
When I quit my job, will you front me?
When I act the fool, tell me
Bitch, BE COOL!

I need it

Will you lie for me when I'm lying?
Go to dinner with me,
but you're buying?
Will you pay my rent, move in
with me and my parents?

I need it

Hate me, hate me, hate me
(like bad sex)
Hate me, hate me, hate me
(like a T-Rex)
Hate me, hate me, hate me
(like gonorrhea)
Hate me, hate me, hate me
(like North Korea)
Hate me, hate me, hate me
(hate me hate me)
till I see God

I need it
Track Name: Said the Bishop
Me & my girl, yeah me & my chick painted pictures of each other
Me & my girl, yeah me & my chick hung the pictures up together
Then my girl got in the shower, but jumped out halfway through
She said, "Oh my God, babe, I'm so wet, I don't know WHAT to do!"
I had burned up all the towels, & the shower curtain, too
So my sweet girl would just stay wet - that's exactly what she'd do.

Said the actress to the bishop, "You've become so rigid."
That's what she said (that's what she said!)
Said the lady to her fellow, "It's a little hard to swallow."
That's what she said (that's what she said!)

Me & my girl, yeah me & my chick painted pictures of each other
Me & my girl, yeah me & my chick hung the pictures up together
She made a beeline for the bar when I finally got her dry
She say, "What a day! I deserve a stiff one."
"Come again?" came my reply.
She knocked a shot back & then 3, she turned around, & said to me,
"I hate the way it tastes, but it feels SO GOOD,
I'd do two at a time if I could!"

Said the actress to the bishop, "You've become so rigid."
That's what she said (that's what she said!)
Said the lady to her fellow, "It's a little hard to swallow."
That's what she said (that's what she said!)
Track Name: No Angel
I've been doing everything I shouldn't do
Things like drinking, and being with you
And I, I'd like to stop it, but I'm afraid that wouldn't fly
'Cause I, I'm gonna be like this till the day that I die

'Cause I... I ain't no angel... No I, I ain't no angel.

Take me to California, I haven't seen the sun so long
All it ever does it rain, but then again, I could be wrong
Once, I thought that I was happy, but of course it didn't last
So now, I put it all behind me, yeah it's all in the past

Though I... I ain't no angel