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Me & my girl, yeah me & my chick painted pictures of each other
Me & my girl, yeah me & my chick hung the pictures up together
Then my girl got in the shower, but jumped out halfway through
She said, "Oh my God, babe, I'm so wet, I don't know WHAT to do!"
I had burned up all the towels, & the shower curtain, too
So my sweet girl would just stay wet - that's exactly what she'd do.

Said the actress to the bishop, "You've become so rigid."
That's what she said (that's what she said!)
Said the lady to her fellow, "It's a little hard to swallow."
That's what she said (that's what she said!)

Me & my girl, yeah me & my chick painted pictures of each other
Me & my girl, yeah me & my chick hung the pictures up together
She made a beeline for the bar when I finally got her dry
She say, "What a day! I deserve a stiff one."
"Come again?" came my reply.
She knocked a shot back & then 3, she turned around, & said to me,
"I hate the way it tastes, but it feels SO GOOD,
I'd do two at a time if I could!"

Said the actress to the bishop, "You've become so rigid."
That's what she said (that's what she said!)
Said the lady to her fellow, "It's a little hard to swallow."
That's what she said (that's what she said!)

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from Here for the Scraps, released May 5, 2017

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Dr. Beardface & the Spaceman Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Dr. Beardfacé and the Spaceman is a high-energy rock band from Philly. Influenced by a variety of music ranging from punk and alternative to 50’s rockabilly, Beardfacé has been featured on numerous FM and online radio stations. They have toured extensively and played alongside bands such as Barb Wire Dolls, The Queers, and more. The debut album "Here for the Scraps" releases May 5th, 2017 ... more

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